Words of Wisdom from the not so wise 2:Did you know?

Most interesting facts in the past 24 hours, trust me you learn a lot.

1. Book Smarts < Street Smarts: Your books are too heavy to carry around. Better yet, if you lose them you can't get your five dollars back for selling them back.
2. If you're going to be cheap, know when to be cheap: Generic brand gummie worms (Sour Neon Crawlers) taste like food coloring and aren't as stretchy, avoid them at all costs, unless you need emergency adhesive or something.
3. If you want both hot and cold drinks at Starbucks order a SHORT: yea that's right its like a midget drink and then you can still get your ice tea and still spend ridiculous amounts of money on coffee!
4. Imovie 8 is the actually the first program to go backwards and remove features: DON'T USE IT!
5. If you tell a bad/pointless story: Simply insert the phrase "And then I found 5 dollars", and other individuals seem to accept your terrible story telling skills.